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In response to: What is the periodic table of the elements?

jodie [Visitor]

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the periodic table is really confusing. why are there soo many different verions ther should only be one and it should be the easiest to understand
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In response to: Why do Peeps blow up in the microwave?

Strom [Visitor]
Thanks, I enjoyed that.
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In response to: What is Fire?

Dorothy [Visitor]
boy! that was more than I ever thought I would want to know!!!
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